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‘The Hangover Part III’ Red Band Trailer Is the Franchise’s Last Plea to Get Your Attention

May 18th, 2013

With The Hangover Part III’s May 24th release date rapidly approaching, it’s now officially cru[...]

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The Ten Spot: Favorite Star Trek Movie Moments (Video Edition)

May 17th, 2013

Read More... JoBlo's Movie Emporium News[...]

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10 Painful Body Modifications That Made Great Performances Possible

May 16th, 2013

These days you’re not a true thespian until you’ve gone AIDS skinny at least once for a role or[...]

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Cannes Short Film: Trick Your Eyes with Norman McLaren’s Trippy ‘Blinkity Blank’

May 15th, 2013

Why Watch? For starters, today begins the 2013 Cannes Film Festival and this trippy short won the [...]

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Man of Steel gets two new images and a character confirmation

May 15th, 2013

Are you giddy as all get out for MAN OF STEEL? I hope you are. I know I am. As we count down the day[...]

Music News

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Virgin Records 40th Anniversary '40 years of disruptions'

May 18th, 2013

2013 is the 40th anniversary of Virgin Records, the revolutionary British record label launched by R[...]

Josh Homme’s 10 Finest Moments

Josh Homme's 10 Finest Moments

May 17th, 2013

     NME Features[...]

6 Rockstars Reimagined As Superheroes

6 Rockstars Reimagined As Superheroes

May 17th, 2013

     NME Features[...]

50 Greatest Britpop Songs Ever – As Voted By You

50 Greatest Britpop Songs Ever - As Voted By You

May 16th, 2013

     NME Features[...]

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McCartney says Yoko was not to blame for Beatles split

May 16th, 2013

Avid Beatles fans have been blaming Yoko Ono for the break-up of the Beatles for over 40 years. In a[...]

TV Listings: Late Show With David Letterman

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Automotive/Cars

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Radical begins offering entry-level SR1 track car

May 15th, 2013

Radical SR1 becomes the company's entry-level track and race car with a 210-horsepower engine. [...]

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Autoweek in review: Lambos on parade, record breakers and the Ferrari LaFerrari: Another look, in case you missed it

May 11th, 2013

The week kicked off with renderings of a Maserati MC12 successor. We also reviewed the Autoweek - [...]

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VW's wild new 496-hp Golf GTI: One-off Design Vision GTi concept packs new twin-turbocharged 3.0-litre V6 engine

May 7th, 2013

Volkswagen has revealed a 496-hp version of the seventh-generation Autoweek - Car News Feed[...]

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2013 Volkswagen Jetta

May 3rd, 2013

The 2013 Volkswagen Jetta lineup expands with the addition of a new hybrid model, and includes trim[...]

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2014 Kia Cadenza

April 29th, 2013

Are you ready for the idea of a $ 40k Kia? You'd better be, because it's here—as an all-new [...]

Sports

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Fightweets: T.J. Grant vows to 'get people's attention'

May 17th, 2013

T.J. Grant heard the critics after the announcement that the winner of his UFC 160 bout with[...]

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Weigh-in: Vladine Biosse vs. Latif Mundy

May 16th, 2013

LINCOLN, R.I. (May 16th, 2013) – Listed below are final weights for all the participants in Friday[...]

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Miami Heat eliminate Chicago Bulls from playoffs in five games

May 16th, 2013

A fast start and faster finish were enough to send the Miami Heat back to the Eastern Conference fin[...]

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Angulo vs. Lara: Alfredo will need a knockout to win on June 8th

May 15th, 2013

By Dan Ambrose: Junior middleweight contender Alfredo Angulo (22-2, 18 KO’s) might have made a big[...]

4 of the NHL’s Original 6 – Chicago, Detroit, Boston, NY Rangers – among 8 still in playoffs

4 of the NHL's Original 6 - Chicago, Detroit, Boston, NY Rangers - among 8 still in playoffs

May 14th, 2013

     The Hockey News[...]

Funny/Random

Tased and confused: Would-be home invader gets the once over from his “victims.” Complete with priceless beatdown aftermath photo [Florida]

Tased and confused: Would-be home invader gets the once over from his "victims." Complete with priceless beatdown aftermath photo [Florida]

May 16th, 2013

[link] [99 comments] Fark.com RSS[...]

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Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back

May 14th, 2013

CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM—Saying that the species knew it had to start fucking and start fucki[...]

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Jason Collins Just Might Be Frontcourt Presence Team Trying To Boost Media Coverage Needs

May 11th, 2013

WASHINGTON—NBA analyst Bruce Bowen reportedly suggested Friday that openly gay free agent cent[...]

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Statshot: What Are We Piecing Together From Last Night?

May 9th, 2013

What Are We Piecing Together From Last Night? The Onion[...]

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Opinion: We Were Going To Take Over The ‘Onion’ Website, But It’s A Real Mess With All Those Ads (by The Syrian Electronic Army)

May 7th, 2013

By The Syrian Electronic Army The Onion[...]

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Politics

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Is the IRS 'Scandal' All Hype?

May 17th, 2013

Brad Friedman, SalonThat all sounds very tough and decisive(!), but after having slogged through the[...]

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Holder in the spotlight

May 14th, 2013

The decision to subpoena AP phone records was made by Deputy Attorney General James Cole. [...]

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9/11 Hijackers and Student Visas

May 12th, 2013

Lawmakers on both sides of the immigration debate have falsely claimed that “some” or “all” [...]

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McCain’s Gitmo Exaggeration

May 10th, 2013

Sen. John McCain exaggerated when he claimed that about 25 percent of prisoners released from Guanta[...]

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Sen. Chambliss hits hole-in-one in round of golf with Obama

May 7th, 2013

… a recreational twist to Obama’s months-long effort to … prospects for passing the Re[...]

Television

Nikita Season 3 Finale Review: Poison Arms and Cold Feet

Nikita Season 3 Finale Review: Poison Arms and Cold Feet

May 18th, 2013

In a lot of ways "Til Death Do Us Part" felt like a microcosm of the season as a whole. News from [...]

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Wednesday's Cable Ratings: TNT Tops Third Consecutive Night with NBA Playoffs

May 17th, 2013

Plus: numbers for Showtime's "Kingdom Come," VH1's "Off Pitch" and Discovery's "The Big Brain Theory[...]

Nashville “A Picture From Life’s Other Side” Review: The Leather Jacket of Douchery Strikes Again

Nashville "A Picture From Life's Other Side" Review: The Leather Jacket of Douchery Strikes Again

May 16th, 2013

Whereas Nashville's last few episodes kept throwing more balls into the air, "A Picture From Life's [...]

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'Dancing with the Stars' Week 9: Ingo Rademacher's Elimination Surprises No One

May 15th, 2013

No big surprise for fans after Tuesday night's results show. Ingo Rademacher and his professional pa[...]

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'The Voice' Season 4: Top 12 Performance Rankings

May 14th, 2013

My rankings for the performances featured in the Top 12 episode of The Voice season 4. Watch all of[...]

Style/Fashion

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Perrin Parties in New York

May 18th, 2013

Sally and Michel Perrin of Perrin Paris, along with Hannah Bronfman, Maggie Betts and more, hosted a[...]

TenOverSix Trots to Texas

TenOverSix Trots to Texas

May 17th, 2013

As one of the leading retail destinations in Los Angeles, TenOverSix—founded by Kristen Lee and B[...]

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LVMH Readies Workshops for Visitors

May 17th, 2013

The luxury group is opening its doors on June 15 and 16. Continue reading...Follow WWD on Twitter or[...]

An Ode to Petri

An Ode to Petri

May 17th, 2013

In gritty 1980s London, John Galliano was wrapping up his studies at Central Saint Martins, Leigh B[...]

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Watch of Coco Chanel's Former Paramour to Go Under the Gavel

May 16th, 2013

A Breguet pocket watch that belonged to Paul Iribe will be auctioned off June 11 at Bonhams’ F[...]

Eco/Nature

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What Is Sustainability?

May 17th, 2013

Let me start by saying what sustainability is not. It is not endless consumerism based on the pharma[...]

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Saturn Is Shaking Its Rings

May 14th, 2013

Saturn's rings are such a spectacle that you can see them through even a modest telescope. Made [...]

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Managing an eco-business: the basics

May 10th, 2013

There are plenty of ways to either create an eco-based business or turn your existing business into [...]

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Four Eco-Friendly Mother’s Day Gifts

May 7th, 2013

Sure, showing mom you love her might be as easy as a warm hug or, if you’re keen on it, making[...]

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Poachers have now killed all the rhinos in Mozambique

May 4th, 2013

No one can say for certain how many millions of years African rhinos roamed within the borders of M[...]

World News

Former Knicks center Kurt Thomas undecided on returning to NBA next year

Former Knicks center Kurt Thomas undecided on returning to NBA next year

May 17th, 2013

Kurt Thomas is undecided about whether to regain his title as the NBA’s oldest player next season.[...]

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E-Mails Show Jostling Over Benghazi ‘Talking Points’

May 15th, 2013

More than 100 pages of e-mails released by the White House on Wednesday show an intensive back and f[...]

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IHT Rendezvous: The New Case for Liberal Arts

May 14th, 2013

The shift toward liberal arts programs at universities in Britain and the Netherlands portends a bro[...]

Egypt’s Mubarak appeals to future generations

Egypt's Mubarak appeals to future generations

May 13th, 2013

Egypt's former president Hosni Mubarak, on trial for the deaths of protesters during the country's 2[...]

Sibal gets additional charge of Law, Joshi Rail

Sibal gets additional charge of Law, Joshi Rail

May 11th, 2013

New Delhi, May 11: Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal was today given additional charge of Law Ministry wh[...]

Business News

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What is NFC?

May 17th, 2013

Near-field communication allows smartphones to make mobile payments and transfer data across short d[...]

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Anger Management: 6 Ways to Keep Your Cool at Work

May 15th, 2013

How to prevent anger from ruining your career. BusinessNewsDaily.com[...]

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Treat Student Loans like a Credit Card; It's Debt, Plain and Simple

May 14th, 2013

As American students now cumulatively owe about $ 1 trillion in student loan debt, Yahoo is pu[...]

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Issa seeks deposition from Benghazi review chairs

May 12th, 2013

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Republican chairman of a House panel looking into the attacks on the U.S. co[...]

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Advertisers Focus More on Mobile Users

May 11th, 2013

Triple-digit growth over the past two years. BusinessNewsDaily.com[...]

Health

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Job Stress Ups Blood Fat Levels

May 17th, 2013

A link between job stress and different parameters associated with how fatty acids are metabolised[...]

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From Caterpillar to Butterfly: Inside Look

May 15th, 2013

See how a caterpillar turns into an Old World swallowtail butterfly. Discovery News[...]

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Genetically-modified humans are already walking among us

May 15th, 2013

An undated article discussing the invention of genetically-modified (GM) human beings that was publi[...]

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Australian Telegraph newspaper endorses medical child abuse: Unvaccinated children should be condemned and raised as monsters

May 13th, 2013

In a new low for even the mainstream media, the Daily Telegraph and Sunday Telegraph newspapers in A[...]

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Gene Responsible For Producing Protein Stat5 Drives Prostate Cancer Spread

May 11th, 2013

The mystery behind the abnormally high levels of pro-growth protein Stat5 in castrate-resistant me[...]

Technology

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At Google I/O, Glass wearers say 'trust us'

May 17th, 2013

Google is facing some tough questions from Congress over the privacy concerns raised by Glass, its f[...]

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Google Tears Down the Storage Walls

May 14th, 2013

Google announced on Monday that it was consolidating the storage allowances for its various prod[...]

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At Google I/O, expect Android, Chrome, and some privacy questions about Glass

May 12th, 2013

Google kicks off its I/O developer conference next Wednesday and if there's one thing that could[...]

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Mozilla offering free phones in hopes of bolstering Firefox OS app development

May 10th, 2013

Attention HTML5 virtuosos: Mozilla is thirsty for your talents. So much, in fact, that the outfit [...]

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China's Alibaba aims for big smartphone sales of its mobile OS

May 7th, 2013

Alibaba Group hopes to make a dent in Google's dominance of China's smartphone market, and h[...]

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